Matthew, Mark, Luke, and Zombies: Table of Contents
Introduction
Birth of John the Baptist foretold
Jesus' conception (the annunciation)
An angel visits Joseph
Mary visits Elisabeth
Birth of John the Baptist
Birth of Jesus
Visit from shepherds
Visit from three wise men
Visit from Simeon
Herod orders all children to be killed
Passover with Jesus, Joseph and Mary
John the Baptist
Baptism of Jesus
The spread of infection
Temptation by the devil
Capernaum
John's disciples converted
James and John
Water into oil
Demons cast out of a man in the synagogue
Sermon on the mount
The law, prophets and commandments
Turn the other cheek
Hate your enemies
Rules of practice and prayer
The Lord's Prayer
Rules of watchfulness
Allegories of ravens and vines
Judge not the risen
Parable of the hungry son
The strait gate
Parable of a house built upon a rock
Infected healed
Centurion's servant healed
Widow's son returned from the dead
Curing and destroying in Capernaum
Potential warriors tested
Jesus preaches in Galilee
A ship overrun
Man with infection healed
Why does Jesus eat with sinners?
Parables of armor and wine
Why do the warriors cut corn on the sabbath?
Nicodemus and the commandment to be born again
John the Baptist on why he is better than Jesus
Nobleman's son healed
Healing at Bethesda
Man with an infected hand
On the Sea of Galilee
Selection of the twelve
People accuse Jesus of using the power of Beelzebub
The Sign of Samson
Jesus redefines his family
Parable of the seeds
Why does Jesus speak in parables?
Parable of the seeds explained
Parable of the sword
Parables of the tares of the field and leven
Parable of the tares of the field explained
Parables of treasure, blade, and net
Lawyers cursed
Another attack turned
Risen slain in Gadara
An infected woman healed
Daughter of Jairus returned from the dead
Two infected men healed
Feast of tabernacles
Jesus in Galilee
The twelve given instructions and sent to fight
Jesus' violent mission
Parable of the king going to make war
Parable of the fig tree
Woman healed of an infection
John the Baptist sends disciples with questions
Condemnation of unbelief
Comparison of Martha and Mary
Death of John the Baptist
Miracle of the swords and water
Walk on water
Why do Jesus and the warriors not wash before eating?
A sword from heaven
Syrophenician woman's daughter healed
Deaf man accepted, among others
The dangerous leaven
Parable of the rich man's fruit
Blind man from Bethsaida
Who do people say Jesus is?
First prophecy of the passion
The value of life
Jesus is transfigured
Warriors fail to cure an insane boy
Second prophecy of the passion
Sermon while holding a child
Parable of the lost sheep
Parable of the prodigal son
Peter's question about forgiveness
Parable of the wicked servant
Parable of the poor steward
The rich man and the beggar Lazarus
Parable of the fearless judge
Parable of two men at prayer
He that is without blemish...
Is it lawful for a man to slay his wife?
Training of children
Question of preserving life
Strength in poverty
Parable of guards around a house
Third prophecy of the passion
James and John make a request (through their mother)
Blind Bartimaeus trained
Jews attempt to stone Jesus for blasphemy
Lazarus returned from the dead
Caiaphas prophesies that Jesus should die
Zacchaeus in a tree
Parable of the servants and swords
Weekend at Lazarus'
Entrance into Jerusalem
Jesus curses a fig tree
Certain Greeks
Rampage in the temple
Jesus teaches in the temple
Jesus revisits the fig tree
By whose authority does Jesus act?
Parable of the cowardly man
Parable of the place in battle
Parable of castle defense
The question of Caesar's army
The question of resurrection
Which is the first commandment?
Parable of the good Samaritan
Hypocrites!
The poor widow's two stones
Speech from the Mount of Olives
Destruction of Jerusalem
End of the apocylipse
Parable of the fig tree
Warning to be watchful
Parable of the steward
Parable of the ten virgins
Plot to have Jesus slain
Judas promises to betray Jesus
Judas promises to betray Jesus
The last supper
Jesus announces that he is to be betrayed
Allegory of the vine
Jesus shall be not seen, and then seen again
Ceremony of the bread and wine
Jesus predicts that Peter will deny him
Warriors warned again
The prayers
The betrayal
Simon Peter strikes back
Questioning of Jesus
Peter's denials
Judas' fate
Jesus before Pilate
Jesus before Herod
Barabbas
Humiliation and the crowd
Crucifixion
The death of Jesus
The zombie apocalypse
Joseph of Arimathaea entombs the corpse
Tomb found empty
Jesus returns from the dead, appears to Mary Magdalene
Priests create a lie
Jesus appears in Emmaus
Jesus appears to the warriors
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